My name is Bjorn Stromberg and I have a strange fascination with octopus and I live in Taipei, Taiwan. 我會講中文也看得懂繁體跟簡體字. You can ask me something. Or you can catch a glimpse of my secret heart. If you’re looking for Chrometaster, Tumblr Savior, or Tumtaster, they’re in my script collection :) If you’re looking for my Enchanter Epic Quest Guide, it’s back up and better than ever. Feel free to email me at bjorn <at> bjornstar <dot> com This tumblelog is powered by Tumblr.Tumblr (3.0; @bjornstar)http://bjornstar.com/<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q0MWfJE3ejI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q0MWfJE3ejI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><h1>Oval - Ah!</h1></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yiC9qDNMVcloyb8fHx5Ae3BmaWs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yiC9qDNMVcloyb8fHx5Ae3BmaWs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yiC9qDNMVcloyb8fHx5Ae3BmaWs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yiC9qDNMVcloyb8fHx5Ae3BmaWs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/MFf1frBOt20" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/MFf1frBOt20/1069288574http://bjornstar.com/post/1069288574Sun, 05 Sep 2010 20:06:13 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1069288574<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l800mltvyU1qzk87mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Vader Has A Posse</h1></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RTMfhZ-t_LrrhF8x9KcjPMYUezE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RTMfhZ-t_LrrhF8x9KcjPMYUezE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RTMfhZ-t_LrrhF8x9KcjPMYUezE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RTMfhZ-t_LrrhF8x9KcjPMYUezE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/WaKJg3GZh4U" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/WaKJg3GZh4U/1068523639http://bjornstar.com/post/1068523639Sun, 05 Sep 2010 15:44:32 +0800star warshttp://bjornstar.com/post/1068523639<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l86tookqnX1qarjnpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A little bigger than the crab in my dream.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0y0lR6X6jwnb0xmcxqVN9fU7Q8o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0y0lR6X6jwnb0xmcxqVN9fU7Q8o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0y0lR6X6jwnb0xmcxqVN9fU7Q8o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0y0lR6X6jwnb0xmcxqVN9fU7Q8o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/Q4mFr0tB9dI" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/Q4mFr0tB9dI/1067926158http://bjornstar.com/post/1067926158Sun, 05 Sep 2010 13:17:25 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1067926158<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l88m6ij6rE1qa5504o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><h1>When Memes Collide</h1> <p>Picard Tommy Gun vs. Truffle Shuffle</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yPMKPzhUgzO1LKFNsRAEuE3J_Rg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yPMKPzhUgzO1LKFNsRAEuE3J_Rg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yPMKPzhUgzO1LKFNsRAEuE3J_Rg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yPMKPzhUgzO1LKFNsRAEuE3J_Rg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/-SJGkiolyKs" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/-SJGkiolyKs/1067868729http://bjornstar.com/post/1067868729Sun, 05 Sep 2010 13:04:35 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1067868729<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l878o4zbTd1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Beard Octopus</h1> <p>I could totally pull this off.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sfiXxK3EXhnE3q_-zr1i3hctDhY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sfiXxK3EXhnE3q_-zr1i3hctDhY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sfiXxK3EXhnE3q_-zr1i3hctDhY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sfiXxK3EXhnE3q_-zr1i3hctDhY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/LYEKdQ7v-VM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/LYEKdQ7v-VM/1061531946http://bjornstar.com/post/1061531946Sat, 04 Sep 2010 10:14:42 +0800octopushttp://bjornstar.com/post/1061531946<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7tkhcgMrv1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Tentacle Coathook</h1></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gxEvokRmzAOAYWYa8AnqmtF0yyM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gxEvokRmzAOAYWYa8AnqmtF0yyM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gxEvokRmzAOAYWYa8AnqmtF0yyM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gxEvokRmzAOAYWYa8AnqmtF0yyM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/ccHBtKOb9Cg" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/ccHBtKOb9Cg/1059213494http://bjornstar.com/post/1059213494Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:02:18 +0800octopushttp://bjornstar.com/post/1059213494<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l86jz7haHs1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let’s have a barbecue, yeah?</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZQ-9gNsRgUk6pFuxm_ACPDBa6q4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZQ-9gNsRgUk6pFuxm_ACPDBa6q4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZQ-9gNsRgUk6pFuxm_ACPDBa6q4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZQ-9gNsRgUk6pFuxm_ACPDBa6q4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/tOVYQeJwJm8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/tOVYQeJwJm8/1059205127http://bjornstar.com/post/1059205127Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:00:28 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1059205127<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://bjornstar.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/1057334616/tumblr_l85souhDny1qz5vce&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><h1>Lissie - Bad Romance</h1> <p>I like her covers.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-m4gLNbs0p5plaacgKss7htB5sQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-m4gLNbs0p5plaacgKss7htB5sQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-m4gLNbs0p5plaacgKss7htB5sQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-m4gLNbs0p5plaacgKss7htB5sQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/jvjOMpqsd-Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/jvjOMpqsd-Y/1057334616http://bjornstar.com/post/1057334616Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:58:06 +0800Lady Gagahttp://bjornstar.com/post/1057334616<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84wfaiFEK1qzapjso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When can I move in?</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Qf4SXqKs6S5ntn6OI80mQUSHebA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Qf4SXqKs6S5ntn6OI80mQUSHebA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Qf4SXqKs6S5ntn6OI80mQUSHebA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Qf4SXqKs6S5ntn6OI80mQUSHebA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/LHc0Wsc8tKQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/LHc0Wsc8tKQ/1057057597http://bjornstar.com/post/1057057597Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:37:41 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1057057597<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l80112gxSm1qzr6ooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>私も大好き</h1></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8XipdJbOYTLKZC7gJ8EvUgClwuc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8XipdJbOYTLKZC7gJ8EvUgClwuc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8XipdJbOYTLKZC7gJ8EvUgClwuc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8XipdJbOYTLKZC7gJ8EvUgClwuc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/AJpf-rJTrF0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/AJpf-rJTrF0/1048889195http://bjornstar.com/post/1048889195Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:20:01 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1048889195<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l80xx13mW61qzauk4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Tumblr’s Fail Squid</h1></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FdXkSk_IK-WxGdXbfrFm7r7b0KI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FdXkSk_IK-WxGdXbfrFm7r7b0KI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FdXkSk_IK-WxGdXbfrFm7r7b0KI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FdXkSk_IK-WxGdXbfrFm7r7b0KI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/nAcsvyMCv8w" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/nAcsvyMCv8w/1048859203http://bjornstar.com/post/1048859203Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:11:57 +0800octopushttp://bjornstar.com/post/1048859203<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l810axItxt1qangyxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Wear your glasses</h1></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MlWvEhazDRVHSd5OF06QwWjnaes/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MlWvEhazDRVHSd5OF06QwWjnaes/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MlWvEhazDRVHSd5OF06QwWjnaes/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MlWvEhazDRVHSd5OF06QwWjnaes/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/U_J-MN1fEBc" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/U_J-MN1fEBc/1048852122http://bjornstar.com/post/1048852122Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:10:02 +0800Scarlett Johanssonhttp://bjornstar.com/post/1048852122<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6f23ulxUg1qz58eqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Demonstrating Typhoon Preparedness</h1></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T0IAjOHDu9peqZNU1cU_HO5rjr4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T0IAjOHDu9peqZNU1cU_HO5rjr4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T0IAjOHDu9peqZNU1cU_HO5rjr4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T0IAjOHDu9peqZNU1cU_HO5rjr4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/BasjXjrijsE" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/BasjXjrijsE/1048820815http://bjornstar.com/post/1048820815Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:01:48 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1048820815<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l806xfurTF1qzcd3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t forget to come up for air.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6SkQKCcsM0a6b2OsRwnrcSeZ5jk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6SkQKCcsM0a6b2OsRwnrcSeZ5jk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6SkQKCcsM0a6b2OsRwnrcSeZ5jk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6SkQKCcsM0a6b2OsRwnrcSeZ5jk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/LPh_YW_lgXc" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/LPh_YW_lgXc/1048796757http://bjornstar.com/post/1048796757Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:55:28 +0800beachhttp://bjornstar.com/post/1048796757<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ike3Kwt71qzc3pdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Kitty Wants to Play Wii</h1></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F4pwPDYMIpSmILJ2mNyc1zmNhUA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F4pwPDYMIpSmILJ2mNyc1zmNhUA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F4pwPDYMIpSmILJ2mNyc1zmNhUA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F4pwPDYMIpSmILJ2mNyc1zmNhUA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/LNZMfnTvxxE" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/LNZMfnTvxxE/1048739203http://bjornstar.com/post/1048739203Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:40:06 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1048739203<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l82vhuiwtb1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Walking on Sunshine</h1></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dPTEoKV1SbMbs-X4LDDKH6E06S4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dPTEoKV1SbMbs-X4LDDKH6E06S4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dPTEoKV1SbMbs-X4LDDKH6E06S4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dPTEoKV1SbMbs-X4LDDKH6E06S4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/5hClMJGZmbs" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/5hClMJGZmbs/1048733098http://bjornstar.com/post/1048733098Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:38:00 +0800beachhttp://bjornstar.com/post/1048733098<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rccpAlZs1qz9qooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Ellen Page</h1> <p>She will save you from your dreams.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DFehgldTl9MMM6c_qAR-B1dzdNY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DFehgldTl9MMM6c_qAR-B1dzdNY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DFehgldTl9MMM6c_qAR-B1dzdNY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DFehgldTl9MMM6c_qAR-B1dzdNY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/BKeULw21ZiM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/BKeULw21ZiM/1036161569http://bjornstar.com/post/1036161569Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:08:39 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1036161569<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7st20eilU1qzprlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><h1>The view from the 164th story</h1></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/55rT0q89kO2qB5Zu-PejVUn9l5w/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/55rT0q89kO2qB5Zu-PejVUn9l5w/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/55rT0q89kO2qB5Zu-PejVUn9l5w/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/55rT0q89kO2qB5Zu-PejVUn9l5w/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/gyWiuVzyigI" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/gyWiuVzyigI/1036130810http://bjornstar.com/post/1036130810Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:58:21 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1036130810<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l74eevUBuU1qzo31to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1>Don’t look back</h1></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rjWg-kzmp38HL2yd2h_KcKLpbGQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rjWg-kzmp38HL2yd2h_KcKLpbGQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rjWg-kzmp38HL2yd2h_KcKLpbGQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rjWg-kzmp38HL2yd2h_KcKLpbGQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/-_jCLLmG338" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/-_jCLLmG338/1036086942http://bjornstar.com/post/1036086942Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:44:10 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1036086942<blockquote>Today’s human population is descended from twice as many women as men … throughout the entire history of the human race, maybe 80% of women but only 40% of men reproduced.</blockquote> <p>Sorry, but <a href="http://www.psy.fsu.edu/~baumeistertice/goodaboutmen.htm">this article</a> is too interesting to not quote constantly.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ApLbUdO_xsWZGaUpqrFHWdhQ4X4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ApLbUdO_xsWZGaUpqrFHWdhQ4X4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ApLbUdO_xsWZGaUpqrFHWdhQ4X4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ApLbUdO_xsWZGaUpqrFHWdhQ4X4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bjornstar/~4/cyvOUM7Zh38" height="1" width="1"/>http://feeds.bjornstar.com/~r/bjornstar/~3/cyvOUM7Zh38/1035979828http://bjornstar.com/post/1035979828Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:06:52 +0800http://bjornstar.com/post/1035979828